Nine dated screenshot exhibits from Spider Juice Technologies, documenting homepage copy, the About page, portfolio rendering, and service-page claims.
In Their Own Words — Homepage & Proof Pages
The exhibits.
Screenshots of the live site, taken 23 September 2026. Nothing has been edited except the yellow highlighting and, on Exhibit 5, the removal of the founder’s photo.
Exhibit 1/ (homepage H1) — the single most important heading on the site.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
Exhibit 2/ (homepage feed) — a post excerpt the homepage leads with.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
Exhibit 3/ (homepage opener) — the first paragraph, and its call to action.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
Exhibit 4/portfolio/ — the visible content of the Portfolio page: raw page-builder code, no client work.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
In Their Own Words — The About Page
“Let’s have fun and ask Chat GPT.”
Exhibit 5/about/ — the published bio opens by saying it is AI-generated and “unhinged.” Founder photo omitted from this crop.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
Exhibit 6/about/ — the same bio, three paragraphs later.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
In Their Own Words — Service Pages
Impotent, buried, and urgent.
Exhibit 7/content-packages/ — the second such metaphor on the site, after “limpy.”captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
Exhibit 8/the-spider-juice-technologies-traffic-model/ — the agency’s own methodology page, on review sites.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
Exhibit 9/reputation-management/ — the urgency the About page’s ethic says it rejects.captured 23 Sep 2026 · highlighting added
ABOUT THIS EDITION
Published by Unhinged SEO. Adapted from the supplied report dated September 22, 2026, with exhibits captured September 23. Findings describe that historical snapshot; rankings, reviews and websites can change. An independent, unsolicited case study, not a client engagement or an affiliation with Spider Juice Technologies.
